How easy was that, Bridget Jones?

My polish is Essie Ballet Slippers, in case you want TV-ready nails for your close-ups.

Folding laundry isn’t so bad…I keep telling myself that.  BUT, the most fun is cooking.  Y’all now know I have found the kitchen and am pretty well-versed in how to use it.  I swear when I cook that there are TV cameras watching me and zooming in on my freshly manicured (usually by me, let’s be honest) nails as I peel garlic or chop all the things.  As I stir and saute and pick up my glass of wine, the TV audience is in awe of how I do it, obviously…it’s my show! They watch me like I watch Ina Garten.  How easy was that?  If you’re an Ina fan…you’ll get that. If you’re not, oh, my. You should get to know her! I mean, I don’t “know her, know her,” but you know what I mean. So, this probably won’t be a surprise to you, but I’ve come to realize that my imagination is very “Bridget Jones’s Diary” ish, like where the voice in my head is much like a movie narrator.  Anyone else?  No?  Just in my imagination?  Oh, well! My husband once asked me what it’s like to live “in there,” (my own little world). I said it’s pretty nice, you should come visit!

Til next time, y’all keep your manicures fresh and your glasses full!

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  1. Betsy Latham's avatar Betsy Latham says:

    Love!

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  2. I sometimes pretend I have my own cooking show too haha! I thought I was the only one 😂

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    1. otieheubach's avatar otieheubach says:

      Haha! I’m glad to know I have company!

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